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Market Indicators:# of items traded, last 24 hrs: 397,720 Meat spent, last 24 hrs: 8,576,568,974 MOST-TRADED ITEMS, LAST 24 HRS: Source essence (56,649) elemental sugarcube (36,071) bottle of tequila (15,593) grain of sand (9,774) BACON (9,364) TOP PRICE GAINERS, LAST 24 HRS: Black and White Apron Enrollment Form (+4,000,000) yeti in a travel cooler (+1,500,000) Congressional Medal of Insanity (+800,000) frost flower (+97,900) Bulky Buddy Box (+92,163) BIG PRICE LOSERS, LAST 24 HRS: Uncle Buck (-1,150,000) goat (-665,016) Mr. Accessory (-525,000) jar of fermented pickle juice (-19,000) Ol' Scratch's salad fork (-18,000)
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